Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
