Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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