i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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