What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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