THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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