Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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