i think i have herpe
just one?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
