Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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