Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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