Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
