UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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