how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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