butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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