are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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