In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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