dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize