I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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