where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's always time for handjobs
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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