I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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