I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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