One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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