It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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