My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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