We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
