If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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