a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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