Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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