we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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