I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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