writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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