I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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