R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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