exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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