just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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