Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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