I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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