wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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