How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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