woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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