A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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