I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Randomize
