There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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