Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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