Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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