Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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