found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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