you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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