is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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