if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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