Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
