That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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