What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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