I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
