South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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