I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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