can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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