You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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